So, I'm just sitting here picking my nose and watching some really great online porn. Man, I love that stuff.

But hey, you know who's really awesome?

~otherwise-duck

Yeah, she's pretty much the best. She's even better than me.
HELL, she's better than everyone!
Fuck! You've actually got to get over there right now and EVERY SINGLE PIECE of her work! It's FUCKING AMAZING. AND LEAVE COMMENTS TELLING HER HOW FANTASTIC SHE IS.

But man, like, for example, when I first met her my entire skull burst because my brain exploded. Yeah, she's that cool. Scary, I know. Which is why you have to give her all this attention here on deviantart. You know, because she doesn't make that many friends in real life... what with her coolness making people's brains explode and all...

And this one time, she saved a really cute baby kitten from a burning building. What a super hero, right? God, we don't even deserve to be on the same website as her. I don't even deserve to be in her presence! Fuck! I should just kill myself because I don't deserve to LIVE IN THE SAME GENERATION!!!

AAHHHHhhhHHHHhhhh....... *suicide*




Dear Steve,

Maybe next time you should log off your account when you leave my house.


Sincerely,

Becky

Well I been wondering this for a day or two now
I wonder what people would do if I actually started adding pictures on here
like my own drawn pictures haha


they wouldn't be very good at all, like my art skill as that of maybe a 10 year old...thats not the best in the class haha...
but maybe I'll add some since I haven't worked on my stories in a while.


And for now Laura if you've read this....lawl didn't think you would since your actually my only watcher right now haha.